Tuesday 27 May 2014

MOTIVATION.....


ME, MYSELF AND I

MFUPIIII HADI RAHA TEH TEH TEH

I REALY REALY LOVE MY HAIR

HIZI POZI ZINGINE SIO KABISA, ONA TEGE HILOO


LOOK AT MY HAIR, I LOVE THEM


SHAMBA NA KIMINI??

HAPA NI NJE YA NYUMBA YETU, TUMELIMA MWAKA HUU MWAYA

HAYA NJOO ILI NIKUPIGE UKIWA UNATEMBEA HAHAHAHA

GOOD MORNING.....

 


Monday 26 May 2014

DUH, NO COMMENT!!!








 

MY SWEET LIL POTATO, MY LIL SISTER

HAPO TU MAMA, NAKUAMINIA



YES I CAN SEE HIM, DAD DEAREST. LOVE HIM EVERY SECOND

POZI KAMA DADA YAKO VICKY MGERA



LOVE YOU MUCH MY DEAR

READ THIS ........ PLEASE


 



1.   
A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was.

The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles roll
ed into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was.

The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full.. The students responded with a unanimous ‘yes.’

The professor then produced two Beers from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar effectively filling the empty space between the sand.The students laughed..

‘Now,’ said the professor as the laughter subsided, ‘I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life. The golf balls are the important things—-your family, your children, your health, your friends and your favorite passions—-and if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full. The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house and your car.. The sand is everything else—-the small stuff.

‘If you put the sand into the jar first,’ he continued, ‘there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls. The same goes for life.

If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff you will never have room for the things that are important to you.

Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness.

Spend time with your children. Spend time with your parents. Visit with grandparents. Take your spouse out to dinner. Play another 18. There will always be time to clean the house and mow the lawn.

Take care of the golf balls first—-the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand.

One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the Beer represented. The professor smiled and said, ‘I’m glad you asked.’

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3.     The Beer just shows you that no matter how full your life may seem, there’s always room for a couple of Beers with a friend.

 

I WISH I WISH, DUH WATU WANAJUA KUFANYA SJEREHE JAMANI DIH



 Wakiingia mjengoni


 Kanye akimlinda Kim asisumbuliwe na mashabiki



 Shabiki akiwa na furaha ya kumshika Kanye West mkono


 Mashabiki wakizingira gari aliyokuwemo Kim na Kanye West


 Wadogo zake Kim, Khloe na Kendall



 Kourtney Kardashian na baba watoto waker Scott Disick 


 Regal: Guests arriving a the Palace of Versaille were greeted by traditional guards on horseback as they drove through the palace gates


 Convoy: Town cars and SUVs carrying guests queued up outside the French landmark to enter the party on Friday night


 Denied: Kim and Kanye originally wanted to get married at the nearby Palace of Versailles, where Louis lived but permission was refused


 Grandiose: The Château de Versailles, is considered one of the most beautiful architectural achievements of 18th-century French art


 Keeping it tight: The couple are leaving nothing to chance and sources claim non-uniformed Italian militia have been drafted in to assist the pair's personal security team

 Drum roll please: Drummers in traditional dress look like they are readying themselves for a procession at the wedding party for Kim and Kanye

 Who could it be? Crowds of people peer into the cars of the guests as they arrive at the 'Chateau de Versailles' ahead Kanye West and Kim Kardashian's pre-wedding dinner

 Florals: Thousands of flowers were delivered to the Palace of Versailles, the former home of the French monarchy and now a historical building

 Extravagance: Truck after truck can be seen delivering white flowers to the Florence venue for Kim and Kanye's actual wedding

 
 
 Epic maintenance: The Garden needs vast amounts of earth had to be shifted to lay out the flower beds, the Orangerie, the fountains and the Canal, where previously only woods, grasslands and marshes were

UNAKIUNO WEWE AU UNAZUGA?? ONA MIUNO HIYO MWANAWNE


GOOD MORNING, HAPPY MONDAY MY GOOD PEOLPE

HABARI ZENYU BANAAA, BADO NAJIKONGOJA JAMANI MSIONE HIVYO. LI COMPUTER LANGU LIMEKUFA JAMANI AU NIPITISHE KAPU NINI??

MAMAA CHIBONGEE

MWENYEWE ETI NDO NAREMBUA SASA NIMEKUWA KAMA NAONEWA VILEEE

ATLEAST DUH